Saturday, February 14, 2015

Where to find Jesus 5

I found Jesus eating my Fruity Pebbles with Barney Rubble.

Where to find Jesus 4

I found Jesus just as he left Chicago and he was bound for New Orleans. He was drinking something that he claimed was wine but it looked like muddy water to me.

Friday, February 13, 2015

Where to find Jesus 3

I found Jesus officiating a gay wedding in Alabama. That guy is so cool!

Where to find Jesus 2

I found Jesus on sale at Target. I went in to buy a toaster and there He was. I totally forgot to get a toaster.

Where to find Jesus 1

I found Jesus parking cars in Wichita. He looked good.