Tuesday, May 24, 2011

In Bed

We all know that you can turn any fortune from a fortune cookie into a sexually suggestive phrase by adding the words "in bed" to the end of the fortune. However, I opened a cookie last night and found one that didn't work at all. It read:


You will sleep well at night.


So if you add the words "in bed" you get:


You will sleep well at night in bed.


That's not sexually suggestive at all. It just sounds like a statement of fact. You sleep well in bed as opposed to on the floor. However, the fortune did come true. I slept very well last night. In bed.

1 comment:

jessica said...

You crack me up.