Sunday, November 28, 2010

I Wonder...

Why do witches wear brass bras?

Is that why their tits are so cold or is it because they commonly reside in frigid climates?

If their tits are that cold, I bet their nipples get really hard.

Hard enough to cut glass.

Really I'm just obsessed with tits.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

I Wonder...

Do aliens think we're retarded?

We dream incessantly about space travel, but we haven't gotten a man any farther than the moon and it's right next to us.

We don't even have our own fucking jetpacks yet.

Do aliens capture people and give them anal probes to send a message to the rest of us?

Are they saying, "Hey, we could fuck your planet in the ass if we felt like it?"

Sunday, November 21, 2010

I Wonder...

Do werewolves love snow as much as dogs do?

Do they stick their nose in it and snuffle about?

Do they prance among the falling flakes?

Do they write their names in snowbanks with the blood of their victims?

Thursday, November 18, 2010

When The Cat's Away

"My wife! My best friend! My SQUEAKY TOYS!"

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

The Nature of Fear

"Did you bring me a present?"

Monday, November 15, 2010

Sunday, November 7, 2010


It's been some time since I last posted any of my sketches. High time to post some new ones.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Death Metal Band Names

I happen to notice some of the names for Death Metal bands. They're purposely depressing and aggressive, reflecting the doom and destruction in their music. Their names inspired me to come up with this game. Below are a list of Death Metal Band Names. Most of them are real, but a few were made up by me. See if you can guess which ones aren't actual band names. There is no prize for getting it right, just to the joy of playing the game.

1. Dying Fetus
2. Death Angel
3. Mass Burial
4. Decrepit Birth
5. Masochistic Cherry
6. Burden of Grief
7. Misery Speaks
8. Eternal Suffering
9. Venemous Concept
10. Cerebral Bone
11. Mother’s Disappointment
12. Hail of Bullets
13. Autopsy
14. Dawn of Ashes
15. My Little Antichrist
16. Crest of Darkness
17. Arch Enemy
18. Lord of Hate
19. Enemy of the Sun
20. Coldplay

(The made up names are numbers 5, 11 and 15. Number 20 was a trick question. Though their music has been know to cause extreme levels of agitation bordering on psychotic rage in some listeners, they are not technically a Death Metal band.)