A guy shared this memory with J and I:
“Butterbean was one of the Cabbagetown Boys who would jump you for no reason."
Man overheard teasing his girlfriend:
“Don’t be upset. Tell you what- you can have my baby.”
Overhead a man telling a woman outside a bar:
“Bitch, I wouldn’t jack off and throw it on ya.”
Headline seen online when “Dawn of the Dead” pushed “Passion of the Christ” out of first place at the box office:
“Zombies Topple Jesus From Top Of Box Office.”
Seen on a T-shirt:
“Triggers Got No Heart.”
In Paris, J and I saw a restaurant called “The Yak and the Yeti.” We decided it was sounded more like a Tibetan comedy team.
Headline on a magazine read:
“Why (insert woman’s name here) still counts.”
To which I responded- Because no matter how hard she tries, she can’t stop herself from doing it.