For many folks, Halloween is the time to dress up as your sexiest fantasy. And every year I see more and more ads for women's costumes that start with the word "slutty." So, you can be a slutty this or a slutty that. Ladies, if you still haven't decided what kind of slut to dress as this year, here are some suggestions.
SLUTTY SUPREME COURT JUSTICE
"I've always wanted to lay down the law."
SLUTTY LUNCH ROOM LADY
"Let me be your mystery meat."
"You are such a hoe."
SLUTTY SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA CONDUCTOR
"You can hold my baton any time you want."
SLUTTY GRIM REAPER
"You'll be the death of me yet."