WHY DID JESUS WALK ON WATER?
To get to the other side
He didn’t want to get his sandals wet
To impress the ladies
Because it was a wicked awesome thing to do
Because moonwalking on water is so passé
To win a bet
He’d already walked on everything else
Because he didn’t know how to swim
He thought he was walking on sunshine (and didn’t it feel good!)
He wanted to be the first one to greet the bacon boat. Jesus loves bacon.