Obama appoints Dr. Gori as head of the Environmental Protection Agency. Reaction is mixed. On one hand, Dr. Gori is a mad scientist super ape determined to conquer Earth and the arch nemesis of Spectreman in Spectreman's 1970s Japanese live action sci fi series. On the other hand, it is well known that Dr. Gori totally hates pollution. No word yet on whether there will be a place for Dr. Gori's assistant Karras at the EPA.
Meanwhile...Bush travels back in time and proves the theory of Creationism.