Sunday, April 27, 2008

Little Known Biblical Fact No. 7

If you thought Methusalah was old, you should have met his dad.

Little Known Biblical Fact No. 6

The real reason why Moses broke the first set of stone tablets.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Hey, Cutie!

Year 2008
Place Atlanta, GA

I was at the Zesto’s drive through window. The cashier was an attractive black woman. I would guess her to be in her thirties.

She did two things that I found very odd. The first was that she didn’t take my money right away. In the past when I’ve used the Zesto’s drive through, the cashier asked me to pay before giving me any food. This cashier handed me my large coke and didn’t ask for money.

The other odd thing was she kept grinning at me. The whole time I’m waiting, she had this big silly grin on her face. I grinned back. It seemed like the right thing to do.

She gave me my bag of food, then told me how much I owed her. I handed her a twenty.

“You are sooo cute,” she said as she handed me a receipt and my change.

“Thank you,” I said. “I think you’re cute too.”

She was still grinning as I drove away.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Little Known Biblical Fact No. 5

You don't want to know what happened to Lot's wife after she turned into a pillar of salt.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Little Known Biblical Fact No. 3

Samson smote a thousand men with the jawbone of an ass.
The ass was a guy named Irving.

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Little Known Biblical Fact No. 2

David used two stones to bring down Goliath, though the bible only mentions one. The first stone hit a specific part of the giant's body which caused him to lower his head to such a degree as to make it an easier target for David's second stone.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Little Known Biblical Fact No. 1

The bible says that when Abraham informed Sarah that she would have a child at her advanced age, Sarah laughed and that is why they named their son Issac because it means "to laugh." The fact is, Sarah did not laugh, but she and Abraham felt that "choking until you are blue in the face" would have been an inappropriate name for the future leader of the the Hebrews.