Wednesday, May 27, 2015

The Latino vote

I've been reading that in the next presidential election capturing the Latino vote is crucial to win. I've also read that Republican candidates are doing their best to court Latinos. So how does a Republican candidate approach Latinos? He could start by saying, "Hey, I'm from the party that lumps you all together as lazy, illegal, job stealing, baby anchoring, troublemakers who should be rounded up and sent back to where you came from. In fact, I'd send you back myself, but I enjoy the money I save by only paying you slave wages too much. Now vote for me! The dream killer!" Can't wait to find out.

Saturday, February 14, 2015

Where to find Jesus 5

I found Jesus eating my Fruity Pebbles with Barney Rubble.

Where to find Jesus 4

I found Jesus just as he left Chicago and he was bound for New Orleans. He was drinking something that he claimed was wine but it looked like muddy water to me.

Friday, February 13, 2015

Where to find Jesus 3

I found Jesus officiating a gay wedding in Alabama. That guy is so cool!

Where to find Jesus 2

I found Jesus on sale at Target. I went in to buy a toaster and there He was. I totally forgot to get a toaster.

Where to find Jesus 1

I found Jesus parking cars in Wichita. He looked good.

Friday, November 28, 2014

ebooks vs print books

I have nothing against ebooks. I have read novels on my iPad. But I still prefer print books. In particular, when I read a print book over a period of time, I like watching the bookmark inch its way from the beginning to the end of the pages.