Sunday, September 14, 2014

NFL and the Ray Rice debacle


Here is a rough sketch of my opinion of the Ray Rice/NFL scandal. Players treat their wives and girlfriends like footballs to be thrown, kicked, and carried around like a prize. The NFL needs to start dealing with this problem. They've turned a blind eye to spouse abuse for years. But its not just the NFL. The U.S. Justice system needs to be more serious about it as well.

Monday, September 8, 2014

Eat Less Chicken, Believe Less Bullshit

Truett Cathy, the founder Chick-fil-a, closed on Monday. I wish I made that up, but a friend of mine came up with it. He was an American success story. Good for him. And good for him that he maintained his religious beliefs while running a business. His stores were closed on the Christian Sabbath. However, the famous “closed on Sundays” thing annoys me. My grandfather ran a grocery store in Chattanooga, Tennessee. He was open on his Sabbath, Saturday, because his clients were predominately Christian and they did most of their business that day. He would have gone out of business if he had closed on his Sabbath. It’s much easier to stand by your religious beliefs when you live in a country where your religion is the majority. It wasn’t that much of a sacrifice for Chick-fil-a to be closed on Sunday, especially in the South, home of the Bible Belt. So I say it's no big deal that Cathy closed his stores on his Sabbath.

I know it doesn’t seem right to pick on the man when he just died. That sort of rudeness is usually left to Fox News. Just tune in when someone with an opposing political position dies and you will hear such disrespectful drivel that you will think their mommas didn’t teach them how to behave properly. But I have a personal reason for not liking Mr. Cathy.

I worked for a printing company in the early 80s. The owner was a born again Christian. He tried repeatedly to convert me and I reminded him repeatedly that he was out of line. I didn’t know the owner was this way before he hired me or I wouldn’t have taken the job. But once I was there, finding another job took time and I couldn’t afford not to work. I wasn’t in a position to close myself all week to maintain of my Jewish beliefs.

My owner would print any Christian job for free and then charge secular clients double to make up the difference. One of those free Christian jobs was the church newsletter for Truett Cathy’s church. It was my job to put the newsletter together for printing.

For over a year, the newsletter was obsessed with the movie “Chariots of Fire.” According to Cathy’s church, the central message of the movie was that Christians were morally superior to Jews. The devout Christian runner in the movie didn’t run on Sunday. The Jewish runner didn’t care what day he ran. When the two men faced each other in the same race earlier in the movie, the Christian won because God favored him over the Jew because the Jew refused to accept Jesus. The church had an article every week repeating this idea in different ways. It didn’t matter that “Chariots of Gods” hadn’t been in the theaters for over three years. There were other similar anti-semitic articles in the newsletter. At times it felt like that the only time the church wasn’t insulting the Jewish faith was when they were praising Truett Cathy.

One could claim that Cathy didn’t write the articles so he might not have agreed with their anti-semitism, but he wouldn’t have been a member if the church didn’t reflect his way of thinking. Which brings me to the other reason why I don’t care for Mr. Closed-On-Sundays-Because-I’m-Such-A-Big-Christian, which was his anti-gay comments that brought out all the smug Christian haters to his stores to buy his chicken sandwiches. Or was it his son who said the hateful shit? It doesn't matter. The son learned from this father. The point is Cathy acted as if his beliefs gave him the right to disrespect other’s beliefs. And I have no respect for someone like that.



Saturday, August 2, 2014

Reasons why Jews are the best

1. The people in the Jewish Bible are so popular, they appear in other religions' bibles.

2. Jews can turn a circumcision into a party.

3. Jews have made suffering an art form.

4. Haters be hatin' because Jews be God's Playas.

5. Jews can make that phlegmy "ch" sound which is almost as cool as Latin people's rolling "r" sound.

6. Jews invented the Bagel, the single greatest bread product in the world.

7. Jews don't recruit. If you aren't born into the religion, you have to take a test to join.

8. Jews wrote the Ten Commandments.

9. Some of their members have gone on to become deities.

10. Jews agree to disagree with themselves.

11. Jews don't take themselves seriously, except when they do.

Friday, August 1, 2014

Happy Birthday April

Happy 40th Birthday April.

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Is that you, Jesus?



This religious pamphlet was left on my porch a while back. I was amazed at how much Jesus looked like a white American suburban man who goes to the gym regular and drives an SUV. I even like the way the artist drew the part in Jesus' hair. It's interesting how the image of Jesus has been changed to fit the local culture. I don't see other religions doing this. Jews don't depict Moses as a black hat Hasidic scholar. Buddhists don't depict Buddha as a shaved-head hipster in skinny jeans and wool cap drinking a latte. But Jesus gets turned into what everyone wants him to be. I almost feel sorry for the deity.

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Let’s pretend that we need guns for the reasons we say we need them.

I’m not against gun ownership. I’m not against someone owning a gun for protection, hunting, or target practice. It’s when people cite Second Amendment whenever the subject of gun responsibility is dared mentioned that I become frustrated. They yell Second Amendment and no more discussion is allowed.

If I understand this correctly, the intention here is to own as many guns as possible in case America becomes an evil dictatorship and the citizens must rise up against the government in the name of freedom.

Okay, let’s say that happens. An evil dictator has taken control of America. Don’t insult me by saying Obama has already done it. The right has labeled him with so many conflicting titles: weak, overreaching, communist, socialist, Muslim, racist, etc. etc. etc. All I hear is white Republicans bitching about having a black Democrat president. No, let’s say we get a real dictator in charge. It’s up to the American people to overthrow him.

Who do we fight to regain our freedom? The American Armed Forces, of course. You know, our troops, the guys we’re always supporting. They’re trained to not ask questions, but to follow orders no matter who is in charge. You might argue that they are our sons and daughters and would never fight against their families. Where do you think the soldiers in repressive countries come from? They aren’t shipped in by mail order.

And we’re not talking about any armed forces. We’re talking about the biggest military in all history. A military that gets more money to buy bigger and more sophisticated death delivering toys than all nations combined. I don’t care how many guns we buy or how powerful, the military always keeps the best stuff for themselves. A well-armed civilian militia wouldn’t last a day against the U.S. Armed Forces.

If that weren’t bad enough, the same people who yell Second Amendment every time anyone mentions responsible gun ownership are the same people who freak out every time anyone mentions scaling back even a tiny bit on the gushing money spigot to the Pentagon. In other words, the people who claim they need their guns to defend themselves against the American government are the same people who make sure the American government has enough firepower to crush them.

I don’t think the American government wants to take away your guns. They also don’t want to take away our cars. They don’t make us get a driver’s license so that we can’t drive. Nor do they build transit systems to prevent you from owning a car. The second amendment also mentions “a well regulated militia” not a bunch of gun nuts who refuse to accept responsibility for their firearms.


All gun control people are asking is that gun owners be responsible. Using the Constitution as an argument is in my mind an admission that gun owners know they are being irresponsible. I’d like to see a study to find out how many gun owners are also bad drivers without car insurance. They probably don’t think they need insurance. They’re absolutely certain that they know what they’re doing and the real problem is all the other drivers on the road who keep getting in their way. Sure such thoughts are a dangerous fantasy. But so is the one about defending their freedom against the American government. There are more responsible ways to drive and there are more responsible ways to stay free and there are definitely more responsible ways to own guns.

Sunday, March 2, 2014

The Right to Discriminate

I actually can understand the frustration of religious groups after the defeat of Arizona SB 1062. They feel their religious freedom is impeded by being forced to do business with people who they feel violate their religious beliefs. But that's the price you pay for being in a free society. Everybody gets treated equally. Gosh darn it all.

I can come up with many examples of why the Arizona bill and others like it are a bad idea, but there's one that always sticks with me. In the Christian Bible, Timothy 2:11-15, it says in part: I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet.

Wouldn't that mean that a any business that claims to be a good Christian business can deny promoting a woman into a management position because it would violate their religious beliefs? I mean its right there in the bible so if the Christian CEO is going to true to his faith he is forbidden to promote a woman even if she were the most qualified candidate. And what if she had an MBA and the type of innovative ideas that increase his business tenfold? Sorry, sweetie. The bible won't allow him to let you speak to any male employees with authority. But anti-discrimination laws forbid the CEO from doing that. Doesn't mean it doesn't happen on certain levels, but companies aren't allowed to do it blatantly. 

Which brings me to another point. What are all these Christian women doing speaking for the church or for political parties ? Shouldn't they be at home remaining quiet and being submissive to their men? Sarah Palin, get back in kitchen and make Todd a sandwich. 

Anti-discrimination laws force all of us to deal with people we don't care for whether for religious or personal reasons. Using religion as an excuse is really a disservice to religion. I get so tired of religious leaders claiming that their religion is all about love your neighbor, but somehow that's kicked to the curb when it comes to wedding cake for a gay couple. 

My grandparents ran a grocery store a long time ago. They were Jewish, but at the time they had the store only my grandmother was observant. Saturday was the store's busiest day. It was full of Gentiles needing groceries. My grandfather could have stayed closed that day because it was the Sabbath. He could have said selling to Gentiles on the Sabbath was against his religious beliefs. But he worked. My grandmother sat in the back room and watched him work on the Sabbath. One Saturday, she got up and started helping. He asked her why she would work on the Sabbath? She said he needed the help and they needed the money from the Gentiles to survive. Sometimes religious discrimination is a luxury you can't afford.